Catkromancerz = Phantom Assassin?!?!

So, I found out something interesting today... My friends were trying to match DotA characters to people they knew in real life. Funny enough, I was matched to the Phantom Assassin.

Sexy, cunning and deadly. I say, like a cat! - Catkromancerz on the Phantom Assassin
[ Okay, I'll admit, I'm as sexy and seductive as that. Don't deny it. ]

The Phantom Assassin or Warden, has these abilities!

Hide
Lie in wait for enemies without attacking. (Will respond to attacks). Units will hold position and hold their fire, so when they are Shadowmelding, they will not break their own invisibility. It's very handy for running away from a battle. The Hide ability is disabled during the day.

I am Catlike so yea, I do hide pretty well. Muwahahhahaha.

Fan of Knives
The Warden flings a flurry of knives at multiple enemy targets around her.

Hmmm, this would probably be me bitching to the people around me. My words are like knives sometimes. So yea they cut you emotionally! Muwahhahahahahhaha. [ On a more serious note, I've cut down on bitching quite alot! I'm suchhh a nice person. ]

Blink or Blink Strike
Short distance teleportation that allows the Warden to move in and out of combat. Where as with Blink Strike, I teleport to the enemy and hit him for additional damage.

So, this would basically be me jumping or moving faster then expected to a point and hitting someone. Which I do pretty often. Okay so I'm a violent person. But I don't hit many people just a few friends. Kekekeke.

Shadow Strike or Stifling Dagger
Hurls a poisoned dagger which deals large initial damage, and then deals damage over time. The poisoned unit has its movement rate slowed for a short duration.

Okay, this would be a really hurtful thing I have said to someone. When people are cut emotionally they think about it, contemplate, and cry more aka QQ. Since their disfocused they're slowed down! [ I DON'T BITCH THAT MUCH!!! ]

Vengeance (Ultimate)
Creates a powerful avatar that summons invulnerable spirits from friendly corpses to attack your enemies. When the Avatar of Vengeance dies, the spirits vanish.

Well, this would probably be the grudges that a Scorpio like me can hold which ranges from a short while to forever. We backstab you and people follow. Victor knows fairly well.

Blur
The Phantom Assassin blends into her surroundings thus making her harder to see and harder to hit.

This would be when I'm acting " emo" or going all on about my leave me alone vibes. Which gives me a low profile thus harder to notice. Harder to hit because you probably wouldn't want to hit someone who wants to be alone.

Coup de grâce

The Phantom Assassin has refined her hero-killing skills to a high degree.

Basically, I just hit really really hard at times. This would be my favourite out of all the skills. Works well against the occasional asshole, Razor aka Jun.T.[ I don't hit him that often now!]
One of my most memorable times of using this skill was when I was chasing Ai Yang and lets just say struck his back so loudly that a thunderclap erupted!

So, anyways, they linked this character to me because
1. I squeal like a girl sometimes.
2. I speak good english like her.
3. I'm very flexible / agile.
4. I "don't" have leg hair.
5. That if I were to wear a green cape, bicycle helmet and hold a frying pan, I'd look like her. WOW! Oh and I'd probably need to put some sillicon down there and spray paint myself purple. Oh oh, and grow really long hair and ears!
6. I'm uber sexy just like her.

Okay, I admit I do squeal like a girl sometimes.
I speak good english.
I am very flexible and probably quite agile.
I do have leg hair cept its not long, curly and everywhere.
I have no comment on point number five.
Last but not least, I do agree that I am uber sexy. Like her.

That person looks too hawt to be you.
From Reila.

My response
Hur hur, sounds like a jealous girl! And by the way a BMI of 17 is underweight. Mind you, I have that BMI as well. Your not alone. :D
PS. JEALOUSY IS A BAD THING GIRL - Catkromancerz

Mind you, I'm trying very hard to get my BMI to 20+. Like the Catkromancerz says.

" Its one less flaw and one step closer to perfect. " - Catkromancerz

Anyways, thanks to Jeremy, Right Paw, Second Claw of the Catkromancerz for all the info!
:D for you!

Lololol.